February 2012
hey man
i IMed you to ask for answers.
not to strike up a conversation like we’re friends.
never even talked to you before in my life.
lol shits weird
the-absolute-best-posts:
Me: Why are we learning this? Teacher: You’ll be able to use it in your future career Me: No I won’t… Teacher: Me: Teacher: Me: Teacher: lol i know
blackguyandrew:
-Declaring someone as your boyfriend/girlfriend after only knowing them for 2 months through the internet
This could save someone. Just by you reblogging...
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
Watchcuntchana:
mer-de:
mailbomb:
1950’s Homosexual Warning Video
LOL OMG…
*approaches drug dealer* i'll have 2 cocaines please
